SAID JOHN BUT BITCHILY
‘CAPTAIN’ SASSY JOHN WATSON
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
Aw aw aw aw a billion times AWWW
holy shit I found out why his name is stitch,
a stitch is a peice of thread that is sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo’s family together.
I’VE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.